She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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