Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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