So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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