Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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