Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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