But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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