This girl is more easily done than said...
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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