Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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