Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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