i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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