At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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