We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Randomize
