Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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