Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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