Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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