also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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