I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He did a backflip because drugs
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