Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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