She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just want to make out with him forever
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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