We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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