Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
