Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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