I seem to have left my pride at pride
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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