i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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