Porn is love you can see.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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