How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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