try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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