What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
