That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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