I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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