you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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