Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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