I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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