i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Randomize
