My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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