Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
