how can u be prego again
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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