I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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