So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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