your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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