**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Help. Why am I so naked?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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