Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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