woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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