last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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