He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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