would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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