the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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