Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
It's Friday. Sex?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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