READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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