Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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