is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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