is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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