i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
They took my balls.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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